I love bubble gum. I am always bruised because I'm a klutz. I'm forgiven and I'm learning to let go. I'm shy and I do not suffer fools lightly. I still spin in my office chair. The only part of the paper I read is the comics. I am addicted to bubble wrap and occasionally try to open my apartment door with the keyless entry remote to my car. I love to play board games and cards (especially Eucher). I listen to Billy Joel and Paul Simon. I have a great laugh. And I am convinced I will die some obscure ridiculous death like being attacked by a manatee or falling down a perpetual escalator of death.