Hey guys. Well it looks like you made it passed the title so... here goes:

I'm American/Italian (yes, in that order), divorced, no kids (not sure if I want - nothing against the little buggers - I am good with them though), love animals, work as a doorman on the upper eastside in the city and have been told countless times I look like Al Pacino (I don't see it). I'm polite, chivalrous (is that even a word?) and have been known to be a pretty funny guy.

I like quiet dinners for 2 (gimme a burger and a beer please - but I CAN cook), catching a movie (horror, comedy, tear-jerker for the lady), long walks (at dusk), a broadway show (RENT), rock concerts (RUSH), exploring Manhattan, shopping (you heard me), COFFEE, drinks at a lounge with good conversations on the meaning (and lack thereof) of life, existentialism, religion, politics, etc. Bowling (I win!) and pool (I lose!) are oldies but goodies. Going to an animal zoo (I [b]will[/b] feed them thank you very much!), bar-b-qs (beer!), the beach (gotta lose these love-handles first), fishing (blues!), play bass guitar (a hold-over from childhood), travel (Hawaii, St. Lucia and Europe so far), horror movies at home (with the lights off), History Channel/Discovery and AMC for TV, wanna-be entrepreneur (something with animals), wanna sky-dive (yeah, right), bungy-jump (lol), and tryout for the next American Idol. Oh and join a gym. Or not.

Either way, I'm looking for someone who makes we want to do ALL of these things. And more. Oy... but don't ask me to dance. I'm a [b]REAL[/b] guy!