Okay, I lied. I\'m not really Batman but ya gotta have a gimmick these days. What I am is an average guy looking for an average girl to enjoy an average life. I\'m an aspiring automotive technician with a bit more training to do. It\'s not a very glamorous job but I\'m fascinated with machinery (especially cars) and it pays well enough once you get the experience.
I love dogs. Any size, shape, color, breed, gotta love em. I also like snakes of any size, color, or breed but I insist all my snakes be the same shape. I\'m kinda hit or miss on cats. I either like em or can\'t stand em, depending on the cat. I enjoy travelling whenever possible. I especially like the Great Outdoors (lakes, mountains, streams, etc.) and historical sites but I wouldn\'t mind checking out NY or Vegas.
What I look for in people is a basic human decency. The ability to understand that we are all essentially the same. I have no respect for people who can presume to tell others how to live, act, or feel because it\'s \"right\".
I believe I have a lot to offer the right woman. I\'m an intelligent, witty (if a tad over-opinionated) conversationalist. I have a very good sense of humor that\'s just a bit warped. I really am the nice guy woman claim to be looking for but can\'t seem to find. I need a woman\'s touch to smooth out some rough edges but nothing major.
I\'m looking for a beautiful, sexy woman with a personality to match. A woman who would like to enjoy a life of simple comfort with just enough excitement to keep from getting bored. A woman with a sense of wonder, a sense of humor, and a sense of direction (kidding). Too much to ask? Possibly, but if this sounds like you in part or whole or if this ad has piqued your curiosity in any way, I\'d love to hear from you. If not, I wish you the best of luck in your search and thank you for taking the time to read this.
In the words of JFK \"I\'m out.\"